The Sales Freak Presents
ARE YOU A FREAK ABOUT WRITING?
Books. Authors. Journalism. Comics. Podcasts. Publishing. AI.
The whole world around words.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUILD YOUR OWN ONLINE AFFILIATE ADVERTISING BUSINESS AROUND WRITING?
Create a $7 Parking Spot about something you want to promote—your own work, someone else’s affiliate product, or just a great story. Share the link. Show others how they can do it too.
RIGHT HERE ON WRITERS FREAK!
YOU DON’T NEED TO BUILD THE WEBSITE, CREATE THE TECHNOLOGY, OR INVENT SOMETHING TO SELL. WE ALREADY DID THAT! SEVEN FREAKING DOLLARS! 😂
🔎 SEARCH THE ISLAND
Search an author, book, newspaper, magazine, comic, podcast, story, publisher, writing service, subject or keyword and find the Parking Spots around it.
RECENTLY PARKED
Here are real Parking Spots created on Writers Freak. They are the same $7 publishing and advertising product you can use
to promote your own work, share an affiliate offer or show others how the business works.
💰 YOUR CONTENT. YOUR LINKS. YOUR AFFILIATE BUSINESS. ONE WEBSITE!
Most affiliate marketers need a blog, a video channel or a social platform to publish content before they can promote an affiliate link. With Writers Freak, the content platform, the $7 advertising product and the FREE five-tier affiliate business opportunity are together on the SAME website. You still share your links wherever people are talking about your subject—but you don’t have to build another website to get started! 😂
For SEVEN DOLLARS, ONE TIME, create a Parking Spot about a book, a podcast, a writing tool or anything else that belongs on the Island. Use AI if it helps. You can promote YOUR OWN book or business, ANOTHER COMPANY’S AFFILIATE PRODUCT, or YOUR WRITERS FREAK AFFILIATE OPPORTUNITY—all through content and links on a page you control here. Share the Parking Spot link. YOU START WITH CONTENT, NOT A COLD ADVERTISING SALES PITCH!
- 1. JOIN WRITERS FREAK FOR FREE. Create a free account. Your Writers Freak Garage is where your Parking Spots will live.
- 2. CREATE A $7 PARKING SPOT TO SHOW WHAT THE PRODUCT CAN DO. Write about something you want to promote. Use AI to help with writing and illustrations, add relevant links, and publish your page. It costs $7 once—not $7 a month!
- 3. JOIN THE FREE FIVE-TIER AFFILIATE PROGRAM. Apply and, once approved, get your Writers Freak referral link. You do NOT have to purchase a Parking Spot to join.
- 4. SHARE A LINK, NOT AN ADVERTISING SALES PITCH. Share your Parking Spot on social media, in conversations, or wherever it fits. Include your Writers Freak affiliate invitation in the content so interested readers can explore the same opportunity.
- 5. BUILD YOUR AFFILIATE BUSINESS AROUND WHAT YOU CREATE. Other people can create content around their own interests and share their links too. You can earn commissions when Writers Freak advertising products are purchased through your affiliate relationships and five-tier network.
20% → 15% → 10% → 5% → 5%
YOUR PARKING SPOT IS THE CONTENT. YOUR LINK IS THE INVITATION. THE PLATFORM AND AFFILIATE PROGRAM ARE ALREADY HERE. Writers Freak pays commissions on qualifying advertising product purchases—not on views or free signups. Joining the affiliate program is free, with no required Parking Spot purchase or monthly quota.
✍️ WRITING IS WAY BIGGER THAN “I WROTE A BOOK.”
A book is one place words can end up. It’s nowhere close to the whole writing world.
Newspapers need reporters. Magazines need writers. Comic books need stories and dialogue. Movies and television start with scripts. Podcasts can begin with research and a blank page. Advertising runs on copy. Websites need content. Publishers need manuscripts. Editors need writers. Writers need editors. And AI just wandered into the middle of the whole thing and changed the conversation again. 😂
Then there is the other side of creating anything:
Somebody has to find it, understand it and care about it.
That applies whether you wrote a novel, recorded a podcast, created a comic, finished a screenplay, launched a newsletter or built a business around helping other people write.
That’s why I look at the writing world as three enormous pieces:
- The writers — authors, journalists, screenwriters, comic writers, bloggers, poets, copywriters, playwrights, columnists, ghostwriters and everybody else turning ideas into words.
- The work — books, newspapers, magazines, comics, scripts, newsletters, articles, blogs, podcasts, audiobooks, advertising and everything else those words become.
- The business around it — publishers, editors, agents, media companies, studios, designers, narrators, marketers, tools, technology and services built around creating the work, improving it, packaging it, publishing it, selling it or getting somebody to notice it.
The words might be the starting point. Everything around them is where this gets interesting.
That’s an absurd amount of stuff to talk about.
WELCOME TO THE ISLAND.
⭐ THERE ARE REALLY THREE SIDES TO EVERYTHING WRITING
✍️ THE WRITERS
Authors. Journalists. Screenwriters. Comic writers. Bloggers. Poets. Copywriters. Playwrights. Essayists. Columnists. Ghostwriters. People staring at blank pages and eventually putting something there.
📚 THE WORK
Books. Newspapers. Magazines. Comics. Scripts. Articles. Newsletters. Blogs. Podcasts. Audiobooks. Advertising. Stories. Sometimes the finished thing is 400 pages. Sometimes it’s eight words on a billboard.
🏢 THE BUSINESS AROUND IT
Publishers. Editors. Agents. Newspapers. Media companies. Studios. Designers. Narrators. Marketers. Writing services. Software. AI. Platforms. Everybody helping create it, improve it, package it, publish it, sell it or get somebody to notice it.
THE WORDS ARE THE STARTING POINT.
EVERYTHING AROUND THEM IS THE ISLAND.
🌴 THE WRITERS FREAK ISLAND
Writers Freak is one Island inside Freak Sites. Every Island has its own world. This one is built around everything writing.
I need enough room to wander around without turning the whole thing into one giant mess, so here’s where things currently park:
- 📚 Books & Authors — novels, nonfiction, poetry, authors, book reviews, literary history, classics, new releases and the whole world around books.
- 📰 News, Journalism & Media — newspapers, magazines, reporters, columnists, journalism, newsrooms, investigative writing, local news, national media and the stories behind the stories.
- 💻 Blogs, Newsletters & Digital Media — blogs, newsletters, websites, online publications, independent media and the constantly changing world of digital publishing.
- 📱 Creators, Influencers & Social Media — YouTubers, BookTubers, BookTok creators, Instagram creators, podcasters, reviewers, writing influencers, journalists, commentators and other online creators building audiences around books, writing, stories, publishing and media.
- 💥 Comics & Graphic Novels — comic books, comic strips, graphic novels, manga, writers, artists, publishers, characters and illustrated storytelling.
- 🎬 Scripts, Film, Television & Theater — screenwriters, scripts, movies, television, plays, stage writing, adaptations and the words behind what eventually ends up on a screen or stage.
- 🎙️ Podcasts, Audiobooks & Spoken Word — podcasts, audiobooks, narration, interviews, scripted audio, production and stories created to be heard instead of read.
- 🏢 Publishing, Editing & Writing Services — publishers, editors, agents, ghostwriters, proofreaders, designers, narrators and businesses that help turn words into finished work.
- 💼 Copywriting, Advertising & Business Writing — sales copy, advertising, corporate writing, content marketing, brand storytelling and people who make a living writing words designed to sell or explain something.
- 🤖 AI, Writing Tools & Technology — AI writing, research tools, software, platforms, copyright questions, new technology and whatever changes how people write, publish and distribute words next.
I’m building here myself — my books, my writing, my research, my Parking Spots, my Garage and whatever strange rabbit hole sends me reaching for the keyboard next.
And apparently the Island already has a resident Writers Freak wandering around with a fountain pen and more notebooks than any reasonable creature should own. 😂
Choose any corner of this Island. Promote your own book or service, recommend a relevant affiliate product, or simply write about something interesting. Every Parking Spot can also show readers how THEY could start building a Writers Freak affiliate advertising business. No book deal required! 😂
THIS ISN’T JUST A BOARD FOR PEOPLE SAYING “BUY MY BOOK.”
Although, yes, you can absolutely park a book here too.
But that’s nowhere close to the whole Island.
You can park a book. An author. A newspaper story. A magazine. A comic. A screenplay. A podcast. An audiobook. A publisher. An editor. A writing service. An AI tool. A copyright fight. A strange piece of literary history. A journalism story. A great opening line. A terrible ending. Or some ridiculous story about the person who wrote any of it.
Writers Freak uses the mechanics of a listing site.
THE PARKING SPOT IS THE ADVERTISING PRODUCT. YOUR CONTENT SHOWS WHAT IT CAN DO. THE FREE FIVE-TIER AFFILIATE PROGRAM IS THE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.
What you put in it is up to you: your own writing, your own product or service, a writing-related product you promote as an affiliate, or an original story that gives somebody a reason to click.
Choose your subject. Create a $7 Parking Spot to show what the product can do. Add the links that fit your story—including your Writers Freak referral link when you want readers to explore the business. Then share ONE Parking Spot link. Other people can build around completely different subjects!
Keep going and you aren’t just posting pages anymore. You’re building a Writers Freak Garage — your own Channel inside the Island.
THAT’S THE PART YOUTUBE TAUGHT EVERYBODY.
YouTube doesn’t require you to arrive with a video business before you start a channel. It gives you a container. You fill it with videos.
With Writers Freak, the channel for your content and the affiliate business you can promote are on the SAME website. You can still share your stories on YouTube, Facebook or anywhere else—but you don’t need to create a separate website first. I BUILT THE ISLAND AND THE TECHNOLOGY. YOU BRING THE IDEAS AND THE LINKS!
YOU DON’T HAVE TO WRITE A BOOK TO PROMOTE WRITING.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BUILD A BLOG TO PROMOTE AN AFFILIATE LINK.
YOU CAN DO BOTH HERE.
And I’m not asking you to do something I’m not doing myself.
I’m building my Garage here too.
THERE’S A LOT MORE HERE THAN “BUY MY BOOK.”
If the connection to writers, books, journalism, newspapers, magazines, comics, scripts, podcasts, publishing, media, AI, writing businesses or the enormous world built around words makes sense, there’s probably a place for it here.
🔎 I WANTED ONE PLACE TO FIND MY OWN WRITING STUFF AGAIN.
Writing is a massive world, and I already create a ridiculous amount of it. Why not build an Island where I can keep it, search it and turn some of it into something else later?
Books. Commentary. Newspaper stories. Magazine pieces. Comics. Articles. Scripts. Stories. Research. AI. Publishing. Podcasts. Audiobooks. Marketing. Weird ideas I couldn’t stop thinking about.
Some of those Parking Spots may point people toward Wicked Darkness, Freak Sites, Cool Car Guy, my Sales Freak account or something else I’m building.
Some are simply stories or subjects I wanted to explore.
Either way, months later I don’t want to remember which social platform, podcast description, video description, document, post or digital drawer I threw something into.
I want to remember one thing.
THE KEYWORD.
Somebody brings up a book, an author, a newspaper story, a comic, a podcast, an audiobook, AI, publishing, journalism, storytelling or something else I already spent way too much time writing about and I think:
“I ALREADY WROTE ABOUT THIS.”
I don’t start scrolling through old posts.
I come back to Writers Freak and type what I remember.
BOOK. NEWSPAPER. COMIC. PODCAST. AI. EDITOR. STORY.
BAM. THERE’S THE PARKING SPOT.
Maybe I want to read it again.
Maybe something changed and I want to update it.
Maybe somebody is arguing about the subject and I already did the work.
Copy the link. Send it. Have a nice day.
A social post gets a timestamp.
A Parking Spot gets an address.
That’s what I wanted.
A searchable Island built around words, stories and everything around them, where the content I create doesn’t disappear into a feed.
Remember the subject. Search the Island. Find the Parking Spot.
THE WRITING WORLD IS ENORMOUS.
I’M BUILDING MY CORNER.
YOU CAN BUILD YOURS.
✒️ WANT TO CLAIM A DESK ON MY ISLAND?
I wanted a place for my writing, but I also wanted somebody who has never published a book, built a blog or sold an advertisement to be able to create content AND promote an affiliate business from the same website!
I’m building my own Parking Spots and Garage here with the same product I’m opening to you.
You do not need a published book, a writing business, an agent, a podcast, a giant audience or a tortured relationship with a typewriter.
PICK SOMETHING YOU WANT TO PROMOTE. AI CAN HELP CREATE THE CONTENT. YOUR $7 PARKING SPOT GIVES IT A HOME AND A LINK TO SHARE.
A book. An author. A newspaper story. A magazine. A comic. AI and writing. A publishing disaster. A screenplay. An audiobook. A copyright fight. A weird piece of literary history. A useful tool. A terrible ending. A great opening line. A story nobody else seems to be telling.
Use AI to research, organize, write or illustrate your ideas. Feature your own book, promote a writing-related affiliate product from another company, or create an entertaining story just because it caught your attention. Add the links that belong with it. Share your Parking Spot and watch the public view counter. THE SAME PAGE CAN ALSO INTRODUCE PEOPLE TO YOUR WRITERS FREAK AFFILIATE BUSINESS.
Already wrote the article? Recorded the podcast? Shot the video? Filled a folder with research nobody else has seen?
Great. Bring the useful parts with you.
Starting with nothing but an idea and a blinking cursor?
That’s fine too. Writers have been staring at blank pages and making questionable decisions for centuries. 😂
NOW IT HAS AN ADDRESS.
A standard Writers Freak Parking Spot costs SEVEN DOLLARS. ONE TIME. No monthly subscription, no scheduled renewal and no scheduled expiration. Your published page has its own URL, and you can keep updating and sharing it without buying a new Parking Spot each time. SEVEN FREAKING DOLLARS! 😂
You get the same basic Parking Spot tools I use:
- Up to 25 photos
- Up to two supported embedded videos
- Up to 30,000 characters for writing
- Which should be enough unless Tolstoy moves in too
- Your own dedicated URL
- Links, contact information and calls to action
- A public view counter
- A place inside the searchable Writers Freak Island
PROMOTE YOUR OWN WORK. PROMOTE OTHER AFFILIATE PRODUCTS. SHARE YOUR WRITERS FREAK AFFILIATE LINK.
THE SAME $7 PARKING SPOT CAN HELP YOU DO ALL THREE.
If it genuinely belongs somewhere around writing, storytelling or the world around words, park it.
If something changes, update it.
If you’re done with it, remove it.
WANT TO PUSH ONE PARKING SPOT FURTHER?
The standard $7 Parking Spot is the product you can demonstrate. These are the other optional one-time advertising products customers can purchase:
- Video Spotlight — $49
A finished 3–5 minute video you provide and I approve for publication through the @FreakSites channels on YouTube and Rumble, with links back to the active Parking Spot. - StoryDrive™ 1000 — $25
1,000 additional recorded views guaranteed for one eligible, active Parking Spot under the current StoryDrive™ terms.
The $7 Parking Spot is the content and advertising tool. Your Writers Freak affiliate business gives you another opportunity to earn commissions when people purchase these products.
ONE PARKING SPOT IS CONTENT YOU CAN SHARE.
YOUR GARAGE IS YOUR HOME ON WRITERS FREAK.
YOUR AFFILIATE LINK OPENS THE DOOR FOR OTHERS.
Every Parking Spot connects to your profile.
Build one and you have one page. Keep creating and those Parking Spots collect inside your Writers Freak Garage.
Your Garage might become a world around books and authors. Or journalism and media. Or comics. Or screenwriting. Or publishing. Or audiobooks. Or AI and writing. Or whatever corner of the writing world keeps dragging you back to the keyboard.
Think of the Garage as your shelf inside the Island. Each Parking Spot can promote your own work, a relevant outside affiliate offer or your Writers Freak affiliate business. And if someone asks, “What would I do with this?” you can send them one of your own Parking Spot links instead of giving them a sales lecture! 😂
Maybe you already have a book, business, podcast, audience or stack of manuscripts nobody has seen.
Great.
Maybe you don’t.
That’s fine too. A blank shelf is not a failure. It’s just waiting for the first thing worth putting on it.
I’m doing the same thing with mine. And the green guy with the fountain pen appears to be taking notes. 😂
🛠️ YES. YOU BUILD YOUR OWN PARKING SPOT.
Don’t panic. If you’ve survived a blinking cursor, you can survive this form. 😂
Writers Freak isn’t a done-for-you publishing company. It’s a self-service system I built because I wanted to use it myself — then I opened the same tools to you.
Hit Grab A Spot. Choose the category that fits. Add the writing, images, videos, links and whatever you want somebody to do next.
If staring at a blank page makes your brain hurt, use AI to help research, write, organize or create. I do. 😂
Just make it truthful and make sure it belongs somewhere around writing, journalism, publishing, media, storytelling or the world around words.
Then have at it.
💰 CREATE CONTENT HERE. SHARE LINKS. BUILD A BUSINESS AROUND WRITING!
YOU DON’T NEED TO BE AN AUTHOR, OWN A PUBLISHING COMPANY OR KNOW A SINGLE WRITER PERSONALLY. You can start with a book worth discussing, a useful writing tool, an affiliate product you like, a comic, a podcast or an argument about AI. 😂
Most affiliate programs give you a link and leave you to find somewhere to publish content. WRITERS FREAK GIVES YOU BOTH! I built the content platform, the $7 Parking Spot and a FREE FIVE-TIER AFFILIATE PROGRAM. You create content, add links to your own products or other relevant affiliate offers, and include your Writers Freak affiliate invitation. THEN YOU SHARE YOUR CONTENT LINK. YOU DON’T HAVE TO START BY SELLING ADS TO STRANGERS!
YOUR CONTENT IS THE DEMONSTRATION. YOUR WRITERS FREAK REFERRAL LINK IS THE INVITATION. WRITERS FREAK COMMISSIONS COME FROM ITS ADVERTISING PRODUCT SALES.
THREE WRITERS FREAK PRODUCTS THAT PAY AFFILIATE COMMISSIONS
- $7 Parking Spot: Your own full-page, editable advertisement with a URL, photos, writing, embedded video support and view counter. 20% direct commission on a sale: $1.40.
- $25 StoryDrive™ 1000: Guarantees an additional 1,000 recorded views for an eligible Parking Spot. 20% direct commission on a sale: $5.
- $49 Video Spotlight: An approved finished video published on the Freak Sites YouTube and Rumble channels, linking back to the Parking Spot. 20% direct commission on a sale: $9.80.
People you introduce can build their own Parking Spots and may purchase advertising again later. Those purchases can generate repeat commissions through your Writers Freak affiliate relationship. If you promote a different company’s affiliate products in your Parking Spot, those are separate commissions under THAT company’s program. Customers can also be affiliates. THEY CAN BE BOTH!
20% → 15% → 10% → 5% → 5%
Other approved affiliates can write about subjects THEY want to promote, share their own content links and invite others to do the same. Your five-tier network can generate commissions on eligible Writers Freak advertising product purchases, including purchases beyond your direct referrals. There are no Writers Freak commissions just for views, clicks or free signups. No purchase or monthly sales quota is required to join.
IT’S ABOUT COOPERATION, NOT ELIMINATION. I can write about one book. You can write about another. Someone else can promote their own audiobook, review an affiliate product or make a Parking Spot about comics. Different subjects, different links, the SAME platform and an affiliate opportunity we can all share!
CREATE IT. PARK IT. SHARE THE LINK. BUILD TOGETHER.
I BUILT THE WEBSITE, THE TECHNOLOGY, THE ADVERTISING PRODUCTS AND THE FREE AFFILIATE PROGRAM.
NOW YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN ONLINE AFFILIATE ADVERTISING BUSINESS AROUND WRITING!
✍️ WRITERS TALK
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I BUILT THE ISLAND. I BUILT THE PRODUCT.
NOW YOU CAN BUILD AN AFFILIATE ADVERTISING BUSINESS AROUND WRITING!
Books. Authors. Journalism. Comics. Podcasts. Publishing. AI. Use content to promote your own work, other affiliate products or your Writers Freak affiliate business.
YOUR CONTENT AND YOUR BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY LIVE ON THE SAME WEBSITE.
Join Writers Freak for free.
Create a $7 Parking Spot to show what the product can do.
Share your link. Introduce others to the FREE five-tier affiliate opportunity.
SEVEN DOLLARS, ONE TIME, TO BUILD AND SHARE YOUR OWN CONTENT! 😂
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